HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS
Welcome to my first IPad episode! To celebrate a pleasant day off, I caught the action packed Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters – and to break in the new equipment I reviewed the film ON THE WAY HOME!...
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POGO CONNECT UNBOXING PORN AND REVIEW
In today’s episode, I unbox my new Pogo Connect pressure sensitive stylus from Ten 1 Design! I then promptly see if I can return it, because using it is like trying to draw with a deflated tire, and...
View ArticleGHOSTBUSTERS (Beeline Studios for iOS) REVIEW
Internet After Dark is back! In today’s episode (the first edited in Pinnacle Studio on my iPad) I review Beeline Studio‘s Ghostbusters app for the iOS. WHO YA GONNA CALL? Egon’s step-niece and two...
View ArticleBEETLEJUICE 2
Seth Grahame-Smith has just about completed work on the Beetlejuice 2 script. Knowing his work, he probably just took the script Beetlejuice 1 and just put zombies in it. Seriously though – this film’s...
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DESERT WASP NITRO-CYCLE UNBOXING PORN
Just before the 90′s drew to a close, the cinema was treated to some of the most self indulgent and sloppily crafted blockbuster films. Most landed with a thud, and one of the thuddiest of 1999 was...
View ArticleREGULAR SHOW
I discovered that Regular Show‘s entire first season is now on Netflix, and since it’s come so highly recommended by so many of my friends – I decided to park myself down and take it all in. This is my...
View ArticleZOMBIE CAFE REVIEW
In today’s episode, I review Beeline Studio’s Zombie Café. I like fast paced management simulators like Diner Dash and Theme Hospital – especially when they’re given a subversive twist. To my shock and...
View ArticleSTAR COMMAND REVIEW
Last week Star Command by Warballoon Games was released for the iOS platforms. It’s an isometric, grid-based, tactical game played in real time that casts you as the captain of your own starship! It’s...
View ArticleHYSTERICAL LITERATURE “The Art of the ORGASM”
Orgasms are something everyone seems to want, but no one feels comfortable talking about in public. But almost everyone has them! Even Grandmas! That’s probably why they show up over and over again in...
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FRANKENSTEIN UPSTAIRS
High-stakes cinematic tension. It’s something that can’t be easy to pull off in live theater, but Mac Rogers (writer of the most recent Honeycomb Trilogy – not a delicious breakfast cereal, but a...
View ArticleSEX CHECKS
The easiest way to tell if you’re dead downstairs, is if you have to cut a literal check for a sex on a later date. On today’s Internet After Dark, I review Sex Checks. A booklet of 60 literal checks...
View ArticleICE CUBE VIBRATOR
On today’s Internet After Dark, I show you a sexy way to beat the heat this summer THAT HARNESSES AND TAMES THE RAW POWER OF ELECTRICITY! Also, it’s cold and shakes. If you would like a Touche Ice...
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EROTICISE
It’s no secret that I’ve been looking to get in shape, both physically and erotically. It’s reached a point where I can no longer do a single pull up, sit up, or third gym related activity. I’m also...
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WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CANCELLED TV SHOW?
I’m back! After a hectic week of off hours video projects for work, and secret projects that I can’t talk about publicly yet, I’m back to serve up another steamy plate of sexy. In today’s episode I...
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THE SEX WITH ROBOTS FESTIVAL
I’ve seen a lot of people comment after shows that they can’t believe how talented their friends are. Those folks are chumps because I don’t need to rely on my belief. I KNOW how talented, skilled, and...
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